jazzedsassmouth

I think that maybe I should just turn my okcupid profile into a big joke. like, photos of my untoned abs, me drooling or sitting on the toilet.

I’d only exist to make pizza or give blowjobs, or I could expound on bullshit conspiracy theories, talk about how I’m saving all my toenail clippings to weave into potholders that I’d sell on etsy.

I got asked the other day if I’d rather spend my whole life alone, or with my “one true love” but have to wear a shirt made of their pubes everyday. sometimes I think I’d choose the pubeshirt.

this photo is for elephantsdancethefandango. from summer 2008.